Utensils for the People

There are many types of utensils out there. Spoons, knives, and sporks, and sporkives. Each one a different color and sizes. But there is one that surpasses the rest. The humble fork. There is so much you can do with it. You can cut, scoop, and stab, which is all you need to do. You may have been told that you can’t eat something like yogurt with a fork. That’s a lie. I have tested and proven that yogurt is scoopable with a fork. It can also be used a dull knife. For example, if you get up on a Saturday morning with your Eggo waffle and in need of a knife, use your fork. It doesn’t matter if your cuts are sloppy because it all tastes the same.

Knives and spoons are some of the most overrated things in the world. But the fork just doesn’t get enough credit for what it is. Who’s the ruler of the ocean according to Greek mythology? Oceanus. What does he use? a trike (three-prongedĀ fork). What looks like a trike? A fork. There is no question that a fork should be recognized for its similarities to the trike and amazingly diverse uses. My final point is that a plastic fork rarely fails. A plastic knife is floppy and useless. Same with a plastic spoon. Both very unreliable. But forks will never let you down.

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